As most of you know, I'm a big nerd.
I like to do crossword puzzles, watch documentaries on the Discovery channel, and I've played Scrabble MANY more times than I've been drunk.
So, I'm sure it is no surprise to you that I watch Jeopardy. RELIGIOUSLY.
When Ken Jennings was on the show it was some of the most riveting television I've ever seen.
I love Jeopardy, but it has to be good 'ol REGULAR Jeopardy. I can deal with the Tournament of Champions (I cannot believe that guy beat Ken Jennings),but it has to be the adult version.
Lately, however, Jeopardy has been trying out some new formats to entice a different audience.
Apparently, me and a bunch of old people covered in Vicks are not enough to make the ratings soar.
In the past couple of months there's been Celebrity Jeopardy, College Jeopardy, High School Jeopardy,and Kid's Jeopardy.
What's next? Fetus Jeopardy?

"You were this before you became an embryo"

"What is a zygote?"

"Correct!"

Well, maybe Fetus Jeopardy wouldn't be so bad.
At least I'd have a shot at getting all of the questions right.