I took a picture last week of my two cheeto fingers - ya know, when ya use only two fingers for the retrieval of blessed cheetos and the stuffing of the face? orange coated fingers, left slightly stained when licked clean?
But...what if I LIKE orange fingers? If I wake up in the morning from a really intense drunk, how else will I know whether or not I masturbated if I don't have the orange fingers and corresponding orange monkey to let me know for sure?
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Wow. That's um, interesting stuff...to say the least.
My SIL loves Cheetos too, but probably not as much as Brit.
Posted by: Suzie | December 21, 2005 01:13 PM
I took a picture last week of my two cheeto fingers - ya know, when ya use only two fingers for the retrieval of blessed cheetos and the stuffing of the face? orange coated fingers, left slightly stained when licked clean?
Posted by: Annejelynn | December 21, 2005 01:51 PM
I'm sorry, but using Cheetos lip balm is like being able to taste jizz without ever seeing a penis. What's the point?
Posted by: Bucky Four-EYes | December 21, 2005 02:19 PM
Bucky, no more orange fingers.
As for jizz flavored lip balm, no more hand (or jaw) cramps.
Posted by: Torrie | December 21, 2005 02:54 PM
After Bucky's comment....I got nuthin'.
Posted by: suburban misfit | December 21, 2005 05:06 PM
But...what if I LIKE orange fingers? If I wake up in the morning from a really intense drunk, how else will I know whether or not I masturbated if I don't have the orange fingers and corresponding orange monkey to let me know for sure?
Posted by: Bucky Orange-Fingers | December 22, 2005 11:39 AM
Orange monkey...sounds like a frozen dessert.
Posted by: Bucky Four-Eyes | December 22, 2005 11:41 AM