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I think I am suffering from symptoms of a phantom pregnancy. I'm so obsessed with getting pregnant that I've actually convinced my body of it.

-My boobs are bigger.
-My gums are bleeding.
-I've been craving potatoes. I NEVER eat potatoes.
-My brain isn't working right. I been doing things like calling my cousin's cat a puppy and putting the container of bread crumbs in the refrigerator instead of the cabinet.
-I made egg salad. I love egg salad. I sat down to eat it and I couldn't. I was totally turned off by it.
-Every afternoon for the last week I have been getting this weird nausea/burning in my stomach. It happens around the same time every day. I've been eating Tums.
-I'm hungry, but I'm nauseated by foods I usually like.

If I'm not pregnant then I am a LUNATIC.

Posted by torrie on January 2, 2006 09:23 PM |

Comments

Goodness. Now I'll be holding my breath till your next period doesn't come.

Posted by: mrtl | January 3, 2006 12:22 AM

Yep, I'll be holding my breath too...

Posted by: Bente | January 3, 2006 01:47 AM

Wait, bread crumbs go in the cabinet?

Posted by: Bucky Four-Eyes | January 3, 2006 09:14 AM

Do not exclude the possibility that you may be both pregnant AND a lunatic. I mean, pregnancies come and go - lunacy is forever.

Posted by: Nilbo | January 3, 2006 11:05 AM

I was pregnant and crazy ... twice, even! My fingers are crossed for you! :) (And I'm SO glad you have the new site up!)

Posted by: Patty | January 3, 2006 11:15 AM

Sounds promising...keeping my fingers crossed for you!

Posted by: suburban misfit | January 3, 2006 12:43 PM

Wow do I know this feeling..hence the slow search on the internet for like minded lunatics...but did a test today, no double line. 'till next month then.

Posted by: Jam | January 3, 2006 01:40 PM

(Lovingly) voting for both.

Posted by: New Blue Shoe | January 3, 2006 02:04 PM

Damn, I am gonna go with PG. Your symptoms are beyond lunacy.

Posted by: southernfriedgirl | January 4, 2006 01:30 PM

There he goes again; Nilbo beat me to it. Here's hoping you're a pregnant lunatic.

Posted by: Susie | January 4, 2006 08:02 PM

WOW I didn't know that could happen. Hope your pregnant then, It would suck to go through the motherhood phases without the baby and all... :-(

Posted by: Jesse | January 5, 2006 12:53 AM

Am I the only one who clicked on your picture?

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

I found you via Random and Odd..I just couldn't resist following your instructions to visit. :)

Happy, Healthy 9 months to you!

Posted by: Casey | January 6, 2006 09:53 PM

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