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Lock up your daughters

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my nephew.

Intense

He's 20 years old and an aspiring actor.
He's going to be the next Tom Cruise (except for the being a gigantic, insane asshole part).

I know I'm biased because he's my nephew, but isn't he just adorable?

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It's the eyes, I tell ya. It's the eyes that draw you in.

He is adorable.

Oh my. He is lovely.

Am I sensing a bit of snark about the lad? It's a very attractive picture, but his mouth looks like it's much more used to smiling. He looks he could say something funny and have the whole room laughing in minutes.

PS - Is he a Scientologist? I just want to know before I become a fan...

He is gorgeous. Those eyes...

Hubba, hubba.

I found this through your flickr site. He is a very handsome boy. He doesn't happen to live near Texas? ;)

Give him 48 hours with Bucky and he'll come out looking like the Marlborough Man.

The thought of Bucky in a room with my nephew frightens me, yet interests me at the same time.

Be still my heart.

Yeah, you didn't mention the Scientologist part, let's hope he nixes that too.

I think I am in love....

whoof. *trying to catch my breath*

Oh my stars!!!!!

Good Lord, he's beautiful.

I hope he is gay like Tom Cruise so I can fuck him

Also, let us all note: Tom Cruise is not "gigantic". He's but a wee container for all that nuttiness.

my myyyye

Now, you may find this hard to believe, but your nephew is TOO YOUNG for me. Yes, even I have a modicum of decency.


Wait, he's over 16, right?

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