This SO belongs on Overheard in New York
I just got back from the gym because I'm trying to get in shape and be all healthy because it's time to start trying to make a baby, AGAIN.
On the way there, I passed a crazy (that's what us New Yorkers call a person who paces back and forth on the street talking to themselves) who said the following:
"THAT'S MY FUCKING GARBAGE CAN! THE ONLY PERSON WHO EATS OUT OF THAT GARBAGE CAN IS ME! THAT. IS. MY. FUCKING. GARBAGE. CAN."
That lovely statement was then followed by some incoherent rambling.
You can't make shit as awesome as that up.
I love New York.
Comments
I'm sorry, but if one is going to be that territorial about a trash can, one needs to mark it with one's urine.
But maybe only sane people do that.
Posted by: Bucky Four-Eyes | April 4, 2006 07:20 PM
You saw Oscar! hee
Posted by: mrtl | April 4, 2006 08:20 PM
PRICELESS!
Posted by: Tanya | April 4, 2006 11:41 PM
I wonder what the rambling was... "goddam yuppies think they own everything..."
PS:my mum says:
"when you talk to God, that's called praying. When God talks to you that's called schizophrenia".
Posted by: jen | April 5, 2006 12:15 AM
Bucky- who's to say that he hadn't already marked the garbage can with his urine?
Maybe that's what he was so pissed about.
Ha! Pissed! Get it?
MRTL- I see him all the time. *Wink *Wink.
Jen- I love your mom.
Posted by: Torrie | April 5, 2006 01:08 PM