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My life is now complete

I am the #1 search result for "I hate underwear" on Google.

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beats the crap out of being number 1 for "I love John Stamos" or "cute hair with highlights"

Kelly is going to beat your ass!

Oh, the beating is BROUGHT!

hold up...if we're beating closet metro, I am first in line! bend over, baby! who's ya momma?!!

We could only wish to be the #1 result for "cute haircut and highlights with sexy underwear"

That is indeed something to aspire to, yonzie.

And Rz, you can have the first spank. ;)

I'm not the #1 result, but about a dozen people have found me in the last two days whilst searching for "jizz."

You're number 1!

You're number 1!

You're nu,ber 1!

Aw, you must be so proud. I used to show up pretty high for "I am a great big manhater" or somesuch, but the underwear? Nice touch.

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