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This morning, I spent five minutes walking around my apartment looking for my keys.

They were in my hand.

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Welcome to your 30s.

You are lucky you were given the extra 5 years. I woke up on our birthday in 1999... got dressed and went to work. It wasn't until 2pm that I realized I had on one black shoe and one navy one. It's been a stroke of genius ever since.

Or how about when you walk around looking for your sunglasses for 10 minutes, only to realize they are on top of your head? I've done that bit before.

sounds familiar...except i walked around looking for my eyeglasses when they were on my face the entire time.

we're getting old, torrie.

I have walked around wondering where the hell my glasses were and they were on my face. I mean, seriously. I am blind without them, or my contacts, how the HELL could I not know I was wearing them?

Last night I beat on my front door crying because I couldn't get in. Then I went around to get my neighbors to help me open the door. Emma was barking, it was storming, I was hysterical...

The door was locked. I just needed to unlock it.

*sigh*

oh yes.

that's the best.

;)

Egads. It starts early, doesn't it?

I often search for sunglasses that are on my head. But this is much worse.

I especially love it when I look for my shades and hi, they are on the top of my head.

Putting on a second pair of underwear because I couldn't find the first? Did it at 8 years old. Only going to get worse.

I forgot to get off the elevator yesterday. Just watched the doors open, close and then went back to the lobby.

I will often start to put my sunglasses on when I already have my regular glasses on. The shades are prescription, too.

Don't know if it's especially age related, though. I've done that shit all my life.

Born senile.

I'm only 22 and I do that all the time.

Does that mean by the time i'm 30 i'll be senile? yikes!

i dont like chris one bit

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