HEY DICKHEAD!
Here's a little advice:
When the heat index is 110 degrees, your dog does not need to go on his typical 1/2 hour walk, nor does he need to go to the park to play. REALLY. He also doesn't need to lay down on the boiling hot concrete while you smoke a fucking cigar (it's not your dog's fault that your penis is so small).Take your poor animal for a quick pee, put some ice cubes in his water bowl, and let him sit in the air conditioning for God's sake
The same rule applies to your children. They don't have to go outside EVERY DAY.
Why does no one take this weather seriously? It's dangerous out there, people.
On another note- I've instituted a new rule:
If you are stupid enough to say to me "Hot enough for ya?", then I reserve the right to punch you directly in the face.
Comments
Have recently been reading about a bunch of mothers who have been arrested for leaving their kids in THE CAR without aircon on or windows down. One baby dead (so far) and many dehydrated children.
What is WRONG with some people?
With the heat you are having, I would reserve the right to punch anyone in the face for ANY stupid comment. Heat like that can only make you insane. I feel for you.
Posted by: Tanya | August 1, 2006 08:17 PM
Seriously.
I kinda freaked myself out yesterday...stayed inside all day in my red air conditioned blinds pulled bedroom cave, and watched "War of the Worlds" on tivo... creepy enough, but then to step outside (for the briefest of moments) to let the dogs pee and feel like my skin was literally baking, even standing in the shade....
just fucking WEIRD.
this weather is seriously starting to scare me.
Posted by: diana | August 2, 2006 06:37 AM
no, no, no. I was asking if I was hot enough for you.
With a black eye, I'm not feeling quite as hot.
Posted by: Closet Metro | August 2, 2006 08:37 AM
I love the new rule. I shall adopt it for my own, if you don't mind.
...and I will love it and pet it and squeeze it and call it George.
(I am picturing myself, now, screaming "George!" at someone as I punch them in the face for asking that idiotic question.)
Posted by: LadyBug | August 2, 2006 11:29 AM
Heeheehee You crack me up. But good advice about the pets. And kids.
Posted by: Nilbo | August 2, 2006 11:51 AM
... but it pains me deeply that I assumed from the title that this post might be directed at me. I HAVE to get a new nickname ...
Posted by: Nilbo | August 2, 2006 11:53 AM
Girl, that chaps my ass too.
The last part cracked me up though.
Posted by: southernfriedgirl | August 2, 2006 03:06 PM