Highlights of my vacation:

-Relaxing
-A FANTASTIC massage followed by a dip in a mineral bath
-Brie and Pear soup
-Getting pooped on by a baby hairless rat
-Watching the mommy hairless rat pee all over my husband
-Having the massage therapist tell me I was very muscular. Who, me?
-Going on a two hour hike up a mountain to the top of a tower where on a clear day you can see six states
-Going on a ten mile bike ride (something I thought I'd never be able to do)
-Having afternoon tea and cookies while sitting on a porch, in a rocking chair, overlooking a lake
-Seeing TWO baby bears
-Playing with an opossum
-Role reversal- the husband was trying to have sex with me while the Mets game was on- I said "Can you just wait until this inning is over?"
-Getting licked by a deer
-Watching Itsy try to have sex with a catnip cigar
-Snuggling in bed with Dexter and my husband
-Organic banana buttermilk pancakes
-Finding the perfect brown, non-leather purse- for 7 dollars!
-Listening to Dane Cook in the car
-Standing in an Alpaca pen
-Sitting in a book store with my mom and my husband, reading magazines, and sipping tea
-Holding a pygmy hedgehog
-NATURE

Pictures coming soon.