The spawn must be fed!
So, I'm hungry.
I know you think you understand, but you don't.
I have never been this hungry in my life. It's a different kind of hunger. It's not the type that you can ignore. It demands attention. Like, NOW. And I go from being not hungry, to if I don't eat now I'm going to chew my own arm off, in 60 seconds flat.
I feel like my body is being held hostage.
"Just give us what we want and nobody gets hurt"
"But I don't have any Three Musketeer bars"
"Well, you better find a way to get some OR EVERYBODY DIES!"
My favorite part is when I'm eating something, actually shoveling food into my mouth,and I'm still ravenous.
It's like my brain doesn't realize that I'm eating.
I'm almost never satisfied and even when I am, I'm hungry again an hour later.
I'm just going to say this out loud with the hope that if I do, it can't possibly be true:
I better not be having twins.