Things that happened while I was trying to take a nap
-This one stood outside my bedroom door and screamed every thirty to sixty seconds for the entire two hours.
-This one used the kitty litter, which is in the bathroom located right outside my bedroom door, which consists of him scratching and kicking the shit out of the litter box for twenty minutes.
-The phone rang twice.
-The cell phone rang once.
-My husband's beeper which was in the guest room (next door to my bedroom) went off and than continued to beep every sixty seconds for the remainder of my "nap".
-This one licked his paws incessantly.
-The people who live next door came home and let their heavy, metal front door slam, so my whole apartment shook.
-My head exploded.
Comments
Ugh. I hate interrupted naps. They're worse than not sleeping at all.
Posted by: candace | December 1, 2006 08:16 PM
all those animals are good toddler training, perhaps...
Posted by: jen | December 1, 2006 09:16 PM
You write amazingly well for a woman with no head. :)
Naps are sacred and should never be disturbed.
Posted by: Tanya | December 2, 2006 01:58 AM
I am sorry you did not get a good nap, but I was hoping to see a post about how your baby's heart was thumping happily away on the doppler.
Posted by: Stephanie | December 3, 2006 04:03 AM
Our cat startled us awake with some frantic meowing at 3am. We ran out to the hall find her, certain that she was being strangled or something. But no, she was just standing there with a toy, eager for us to throw it for her. Punk ass!
Posted by: Uppahand | December 4, 2006 04:51 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if your head would just explode FIRST and save you all that grief?
Posted by: Bucky Four-Eyes | December 6, 2006 02:36 AM
Totally diggin' the pic of the cat with fangs bared. Also, your Golden is adorable, and the pics make me want to hug him bunches.
You may be bitter, but you're funny. I enjoy!
Posted by: Derek | December 6, 2006 10:27 AM