Memories to cherish forever
Last night I did something in front of my husband that I've never done before in the almost 10 years we've been together.
I was not, however, sitting on a toilet at the time.
Let me explain.
I don't go to the bathroom in front of anyone. Not even my own mother.
Last night I was laying on the couch and the husband and I were laughing.
I started laughing so hard that a little pee came out. Which only made me laugh harder. Which made more pee come out.
For the next few minutes I was stuck in a vicious cycle of laughing, and peeing, and gasping for air.
In between gasps of air I managed to choke out "I'm peeing on myself!!!"
This made my husband laugh so hard that he fell on the floor.
A couple of minutes later, with tears streaming down my face, I managed to compose myself.
That's when I realized I had soaked through my underwear onto my pajama pants. A couple of more teaspoons, and I would have officially peed on the couch.
I ran to the bathroom still laughing.
I came out and showed my husband the wet spot on my pajamas, shaking my head in disbelief.
"Well, now you can't say you haven't peed in front of me."
Here's hoping I never poop on the couch.