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NOT FUN- Getting a bikini wax when you are already sore, swollen, and dilated.

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Oh hayull naw. I'd have employed the hubs on vag duty girl. Uh uh.

... and you did it anyway? You are the woman of steel.

You'll forget when you're holding a bunch of happiness... the baby girl.

She's almost come. I can't wait to see her...

You're kidding, right? Isn't that like running around cleaning the house because you just looked out the window and the Jehovah's Witnesses are coming down the block ...? I mean, for some guests, the house doesn't have to be tidy ...

Nilbo! *snork*

you're not supposed to do that when you're being visited by aunt flo...so i'm sure you're not supposed to be doing that while in labor - which you are, even if it's going slow. dilation = labor. stop waxing stuff and just rest while you can.

Just think how worth it looking sexy for your kid will be!

Is there ever a fun time to get a bikini wax? :-)

i can so relate.

I'd be dilated to get an update! Let me know if I can be of any cervix. :-)

(Sorry - my college roomie's dad was an ob/gyn and those were his favorite jokes. During exams, he allegedly also liked to ask his patients, "Okay... how many fingers am I holding up?" Funny guy.)

All of that is to say... how are ya?

I love how much you share with us. Truly. ;P

I was going to ask why in the hell you would do that, but then I remembered that in early labour I had a huge shower and depilated not only my legs but my armpits too... how in the hell I thought anyone else apart from me would see my armpits whilst I was in labour is beyond me. Nothing/everything makes sense in labour.

Noooo way. No no no no no.

How many cm's did you make in the past couple of days? Are you having contractions?

One question.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

One word.

NUTS!

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