-I found out that my building has been throwing out all of our recyclables with the regular trash. This makes me furious. I promptly reported them.
-I got a botched bikini wax- uneven, ripped skin, wax left all over me- and then the salon had the nerve to try to charge me extra.
-I was breastfeeding Willa and I started laughing. Apparently Willa doesn't like when I laugh because she started to cry. She's so adorable when she cries- she has a perfect pout- that it made me laugh harder which made her cry more.
-I have a canker sore on my tongue.
-Dexter has another hot spot.
-I was clipping my nails so I don't stab myself or my child and a nail clipping flew into my eye.
-The Mets lost.
I'm going to bed before anything else goes wrong.
Update: After a night of virtually no sleep, this is how my morning started.