VMA's
-WOW. Britney Spears. WOW. She could at least try a little. She's just going through the motions. She's not even TRYING to lip sync. WOW.
-Sarah Silverman "Amy Winehouse. She is Jewish, right? Well, if she isn't someone should tell her face." Awesome. One of the best lines I've heard all year.
-Alicia Keys is shiny.
-The Monster Single of the year Award? Yeah, out of the 10 songs nominated I've only heard 2. This makes me feel very old.
-Rihanna's hair looks like she cut it with a food processor.
-I think Kayne West is great, but not as great as Kayne West thinks he is.
-I don't know who half of these people are. I AM OLD.
-All I can think of when I see Bill Hader is Vincent Price.
-Beyonce's dress is just a curtain from Ceasar's Palace. At least that's what I hope it is because if she spent money on that she got RIPPED OFF.
-I don't know who Chris Brown is, but boy can he MOVE.
-Justin Timberlake better win Male Artist of the Year.
-Booyah!
-Timbeland is super talented.
-Some advice for Alecia Keys- Just sit at the piano and play. Dancing is not your strong point. Also, what's with the Wonder Woman meets Pocahontas ensemble?
-Jennifer Garner is adorable.
-Mrs. Teen South Carolina. WHAT?
-Who ARE these people?
-Dr. Dre is JACKED.
-Justin Timberlake make me want to hump things.
Well, it's over and I feel old and out of touch. I'm going to take some Geritol and go to bed.
Comments
WOW!
Your post echoes my own observations to a T.
Ted: I've never heard of any of these people.
Me: That's cause we are old.
Posted by: Laura | September 10, 2007 09:40 AM
You want old? I totally forgot to watch.
NICE.
I did see Brit on Perez Hilton. Yeah. No bueno, Brit.
Posted by: southernfriedgirl | September 10, 2007 10:23 AM
your take is funny.
we are tired.
Posted by: rach | September 10, 2007 12:21 PM
thanks for that. i didn't watch (aside from brit on perez - i just. don't get it. she might have been more bored than me) and now i don't have to!
Posted by: nicole | September 10, 2007 02:37 PM
you could not be more right on all points, my dear.
i am working on a brit act recap right now. i can't help myself.
p.s. can i add, rihanna is too damn cute.
Posted by: Sarcomical | September 10, 2007 08:05 PM
I also thought Britney did bad because she couldn't keep her balance. Whether that be because of the high heels or because she not mentally there anymore. This could of been an amazing comeback but she flopped on her face.
It feels nice to know I'm not the only one feeling old. I'm only 24 but after seeing the VMAs last night... I might as well be 40 cause I didn't recognize over half of the artists on that show. Overall, I thought the MTV failed miserably. It's like they had these VIP parties and told their viewing audience, "Screw you, you aren't important to see the good stuff."
Hopefully they fire whoever envisioned that the MTV VMAs should be BET on crack.
Funny comment on Bill Hader, I actually run a site on him, check it out:
Bill Hader Online
http://www.billhaderonline.com
Posted by: Hiram | September 10, 2007 08:35 PM
Exactly every single thought ran through my head as well. Justin Timberlake has won a spot at my table, that is for sure. I think that Chris Brown is only like 19.
Posted by: Jana | September 16, 2007 09:41 PM