I have a master's in back tickling. Unfortunately, I live in Seattle and would have to telecommute.

Back tickling and nursery rhymes? I could really rock those.

But then you had to throw in that housekeeping stuff...

(People clean UNDER things?)

If the baked goods have chocolate in them, I will totally move to NY to work for you. :)

Oh pick me! pick me!

I am good at the first few things and I will just bring my housekeeper with me (amazingly she does clean under things and once baked me cookies)

Is this position live in? If so your search is over. I do all of those things! And I change diapers!

Is this the job that Fish just got???? Dammit. I cleaned under the lip of my kitchen counters on Saturday. And I give wicked massages. And I've never been to NYC. This would have been perfect for me! Damn grad school.

You lost me at laundry perfection, how about I wash you fold? lmao

hmm..what sort of baked goods are we talking about? I'll clean for cake any day of the week. :)

If you find someone to fill the position, let me know. I'd like the same, but the person must live in Kansas. Also, is there any possibility that you could teach Dexter to scratch your back? :)

Here's the deal: I can do all those things, and I would love to meet Willa and Dexter. OK, and you. However, I have a golden retriever who would probably have to accompany me, and I would have to go home from time to time--3 hour drive. Hey, you'd want your privacy to make those shower fantasies come true once in a while, right? Also: I can sew, garden, wallpaper, drywall, paint, & craft many things--but not in a cutesy, High Priestess of Hallmark way, and I cook. I was a pastry chef for a caterer. Can provide references for proof of sanity and sincerity. (also ABD in American History, but that and 2 bucks will maybe buy you a cup of coffee.)