Negotiations
Me: "Here's what I need- I need you to give me an hour long massage with a happy ending, then you need to tickle my back until I drift off to sleep."
Him: "How about we fuck for five minutes and then I pass out?"
Me: "Deal."
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Me: "Here's what I need- I need you to give me an hour long massage with a happy ending, then you need to tickle my back until I drift off to sleep."
Him: "How about we fuck for five minutes and then I pass out?"
Me: "Deal."
Comments
Please tell me that you let some time pass, and this post could not in any way have been titled "Negotiations at 9:03 PM".
Posted by: Dave M | July 16, 2008 09:41 PM
I make negotiations like that all the time (with myself).
Posted by: Bucky Four-Eyes | July 17, 2008 05:53 AM
With a 1-year old.
that time seems about right.
That could have been a conversation between me and my first husband.........oh wait, that's how we got two kids only 10 1/2 months apart.
Posted by: Shari | July 17, 2008 06:21 AM
LOL!
Posted by: Farrell | July 17, 2008 11:01 AM
hahahaha. Love it.
Posted by: vi\ | July 18, 2008 11:44 AM