I have been on the phone for six hours straight (I can't tell you why yet- hopefully I'll be able to in the future) and it's not even for something fun, like winning concert tickets. I am stressed and in tears.
We are out of toilet paper and most food, but I can't go to the supermarket because I haven't washed my hair since Friday.
I have two zits on my forehead.
I have eleventy billion things to do.
I'm hungry. I would like some warm chocolate chip cookies please.
We won't even talk about my shoulder and back.